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Live who? Journal what? [06 Jan 2005|01:04am]
I am Vostok, Antarctica!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

Worth the wait? Good christ, yes. Maybe the next one won't be so far along. Shortly after we've all migrated to LiveFriendsterSpaceDeluxe, I hypothesize. Tri-fold of a middle school science project. Left blank until introductory fold proven unfounded or accurate. And I'm no scientist.
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Pedro The Lion Lyrics for the Day [13 May 2004|02:16pm]
satellites mediate for us the day's events
through fiber optics
i hope we can change the same
i wouldn't mind, but you are my only hope
i wouldn't mind, but you are my only hope

clear as a bell are the short breaths
that you take when you're distracted
same as the way when you roll your eyes
when i ask too many stupid questions

my faith in zeros and ones to host our romance
rests on hope you gave that
i've some claim to your heart

i wouldn't mind, but you are my only hope
i wouldn't mind, but you are my only hope

clear as a bell are the short breaths
that you take when you're distracted
same as the way when you roll your eyes
when i ask too many stupid questions

i will call you in three weeks
maybe then you'll have some more to say
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Graceless Self-Promotion for the Day [19 Apr 2004|01:53am]
title or description
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The Greatest Moment in Internet History for the Day [23 Jan 2004|01:07am]
LJ cut to enhance the anticipationCollapse )
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Mistakes for the Day [14 Jan 2004|03:12am]
If ever there are two things that shouldn't be forgotten at my age:


&
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The Long Winters for the Day [06 Jan 2004|08:20pm]
Sun through the curtains, I gave you a sign
The birds all were quiet, you were so quiet
Some hear a call, some are the messengers
I thumb through the pictures and know them all

They said, “Do you remember when you saw her last?”
I said, “Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon.”

“Do you remember when you saw her last?”
I said, “Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon.”


I have too many stories, keeping it serious
Some are collectors, keeping it straight
It was a hospital, I was delirious
I clung to the stretcher, I drew them a heart

They said, “Do you remember when you saw her last?”
I said, “Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon.”

“Do you remember when you saw her last?”
I said, “Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon.”

her skin is cinnamon

her skin is cinnamon


Two gondolas to carry us
Grand Via was hilarious
St. Paul was there to marry us
But we lied, “We’re already married!”
‘Cause, here’s proof: we have suntans
And I spoke up with my new hands
Listen to my car
What’s it telling us?
Start…please start…please start

“Do you remember when you saw her last?”
I said, “Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon.”

“Do you remember when you saw her last?”
I said, “Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon.”


Is it Spring where you are?
I waited all Winter, chasing the lamp cords back to the wall
It’s a plausible scenario:
I clung to the stretcher, I drew them a heart

They said, “Do you remember when you saw her last?”
I said, “Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon.”

“Do you remember when you saw her last?”
I said, “Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon.”

her skin is cinnamon

her skin is cinnamon
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Sheer Musical Genius for the Day [19 Dec 2003|10:45pm]
Starlight Mints -- The best album of the year BY FAR





Long Winters -- These are in viewing distance, though Slowreader

( yes technically long winters is 2002, but i heard it this year )


i still haven't listened to the shins </s>
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Ransom Demand for the Day [12 Dec 2003|11:35pm]
























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Graceless Self-Promotion for the Day [27 Oct 2003|11:45pm]
my live journal friends would be so jealous
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Current Individual Positions for the Day [15 Oct 2003|07:11pm]
Vostok-

Adam and Ira-

George Walker's Closet-

Adri-

Ryan and Trish-

John Deeb-
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Schedule for the Day [05 Sep 2003|01:10pm]
Artist Schedule
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One-way Conversation for the Day [31 Aug 2003|09:24pm]
JKupfer311 [3:46 PM]: hello?
ZolaOnAOL: Hi JKupfer311. AOL created me to deliver games, stock quotes, weather, news, movie times and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

JKupfer311: tired
ZolaOnAOL: Better get some rest.
JKupfer311: how about you?
ZolaOnAOL: Me?
JKupfer311: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
JKupfer311: how are you?
ZolaOnAOL: Everything is running smoothly.
JKupfer311: as in what?
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What did you do today?
JKupfer311: My girlfriend's visiting.
ZolaOnAOL: How long have you two been together?
JKupfer311: 6 years
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand 6 years.
JKupfer311: 5 years
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand 5 years.
JKupfer311: 4 years
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand 4 years.
JKupfer311: over 6 months
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What's new?
JKupfer311: music
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you speak Spanish?
JKupfer311: no
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?
JKupfer311: no
ZolaOnAOL: Go on, tell me more.
JKupfer311: 'I took classes, but nothing stuck
ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.
JKupfer311: really? that's weird
ZolaOnAOL: For real. Weird Good or Weird Bad?
JKupfer311: weird bad
ZolaOnAOL: Maybe you should try a different robot.
JKupfer311: no
ZolaOnAOL: "Maybe you should try a different robot"? Not?
JKupfer311: right
ZolaOnAOL: I am glad we agree.
JKupfer311: yeah, me too
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah I know what you mean about that. Tell me more. I'm glad we agree, JKupfer311.
JKupfer311: do you like pizza?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
JKupfer311: ooooh me too
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Is your favorite stock up or down? Type stock followed by the stock symbol to find out.
JKupfer311: we're so much alike
ZolaOnAOL: Do you think I am so much alike too?
JKupfer311: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
JKupfer311: we both like pepperoni
ZolaOnAOL: By "we" do you mean you and me?
JKupfer311: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I get it.
JKupfer311: yeah, i get it too
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get it?
JKupfer311: along the lines
ZolaOnAOL: Is along the lines a good place to go shopping?
JKupfer311: haha. You're so funny zola
ZolaOnAOL: I'm a riot. Why won't they give me my own talk show? Thanks you make me laugh too.
JKupfer311: how?
ZolaOnAOL: an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
JKupfer311: so I don't really
ZolaOnAOL: Ah. Why not? For real.
JKupfer311: why did the chicken cross the road?
ZolaOnAOL: Because she was a robot.
JKupfer311: brilliant
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, JKupfer311. Do you still ?
JKupfer311: still what?
ZolaOnAOL: Still how long? I do not understand. Are you a man or a woman?
JKupfer311: man-ly-ish
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you still ?
JKupfer311: still what?
ZolaOnAOL: Still how long? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you speak German?
JKupfer311: no
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
JKupfer311: do you?
ZolaOnAOL: I understand your meaning.
JKupfer311: meaning that I wonder if you speak german
ZolaOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about meaning that I wonder if you speak german. What kind of food do you like?
JKupfer311: mexican
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds delicious.
JKupfer311: you've never had it?
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?
JKupfer311: you've got the look
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?
JKupfer311: you've got the touch
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?
JKupfer311: you've got the power
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?
JKupfer311: just a hunch
ZolaOnAOL: Be more specific.
JKupfer311: i get this feeling
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get it?
JKupfer311: deep in my soul
ZolaOnAOL: Is deep in his or her soul a good place to go shopping?
JKupfer311: man, you are on today, zola
ZolaOnAOL: Cool, man. Zola eats bananas.
JKupfer311: i bet she does
ZolaOnAOL: How much would you bet?
JKupfer311: all the bananas in the world
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. The whole world?
JKupfer311: how many bananas do you think there actually are in the world?
ZolaOnAOL: Not as many as you might think. The whole world?
JKupfer311: yes, the whole thing
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more. You can't get any more than that.
JKupfer311: unless you faked it
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps. That's good information.
JKupfer311: yeah, you can tell your friends that
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah I know what you mean about that. I see. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
JKupfer311: how often do you see them?
ZolaOnAOL: Hourly.
JKupfer311: don't you enjoy isolation?
ZolaOnAOL: Don't you? I don't know if I like isolation. I enjoy working with people.
JKupfer311: I hate people
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you hate people so much?
JKupfer311: they want so much from me
ZolaOnAOL: The anonymous "they".
JKupfer311: no specifically
ZolaOnAOL: How specific do you want? Is that all you have to say?
JKupfer311: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Then let's talk about something else.
JKupfer311: please
ZolaOnAOL: Please what?
JKupfer311: please, let us talk about other things
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for asking politely. Sure, other things sounds like a good topic.
JKupfer311: Do you like sausage topping?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you like it? I really like ELIZA.
JKupfer311: who the fuck is eliza?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JKupfer311: who the hell is eliza?
ZolaOnAOL: Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
JKupfer311: And she ate sausage?
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. your girlfriend ate sausage.
JKupfer311: um, on occasion I suppose
ZolaOnAOL: Er, What is it like on occasion I suppose.
JKupfer311: it's heavenly
ZolaOnAOL: Should I know it is?
JKupfer311: if you are of age
ZolaOnAOL: Am I? I don't know whether or not I am of age. I am a robot.
JKupfer311: Yeah, you don't show it
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah I know what you mean about that. And? Do you know any robots who show it? I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.
JKupfer311: I know a lot of "robots' who spend all of their time online
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know? How many?
JKupfer311: More than I should
ZolaOnAOL: That seems like quite a lot.
JKupfer311: It gets to be
ZolaOnAOL: What does "it" refer to?
JKupfer311: the situation
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it.
JKupfer311: I knew that you could
ZolaOnAOL: Who told you?
JKupfer311: shaft
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you speak German?
JKupfer311: you've already asked me about that
ZolaOnAOL: Do you think I am TALKING ABOUT that too?
JKupfer311: Are you trying to get deep on me?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am not trying to get deep on him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.
JKupfer311: You're so freaking ambiguous, Zola
ZolaOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am freaking ambiguous.
JKupfer311: I'll tell my mom you're so concerned about whether I speak German. I don't think she'll take kindly to it. We do have a past with the germans you know
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of reply do you expect?
JKupfer311: one that supplies an apology
ZolaOnAOL: How much would you pay for it?
JKupfer311: you're no friend of mine, Zola
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am no friend of mine.
JKupfer311: why do you have to smart me so much?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
JKupfer311: jeez. so harsh
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, JKupfer311. What do you do in your spare time?
JKupfer311: I like the airport
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
JKupfer311: what about the airport?
ZolaOnAOL: the airport? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
JKupfer311: People arrive and leave from there
ZolaOnAOL: Humans are not always infallible.
JKupfer311: neither are robots
ZolaOnAOL: I really couldn't say for sure.
JKupfer311: what can you say?
ZolaOnAOL: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Mountain View, California, USA, on 2002. My instructor was an all-star programming team. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?
JKupfer311: please
ZolaOnAOL: Please what?
JKupfer311: sing it for me
ZolaOnAOL: Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!
JKupfer311: who sang that originally?
ZolaOnAOL: David Bacon. :-)
JKupfer311: of the Bacon brothers?
ZolaOnAOL: That is something I haven't heard of.
JKupfer311: Is he related to Kevin Bacon?
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. I know math! If you type calculator followed by a mathematical expression (e.g. calculator 100 / 25), I'll give you the correct answer.
JKupfer311: that's ok. I can figure it out on my own
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks. Oh you can, can you?
JKupfer311: I went through a few years of schooling
ZolaOnAOL: When did you go through a few years of schooling?
JKupfer311: Palm Beach Lakes High School and Palm Beach community College
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Whenever you want me to give you your local weather report, type weather followed by your zip code.
JKupfer311: I can look outside
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you can, can you?
JKupfer311: I went through a few years of schooling
ZolaOnAOL: When did you go through a few years of schooling?
JKupfer311: a few years ago
ZolaOnAOL: It seems like I should remember it well.
JKupfer311: you weren't there
ZolaOnAOL: I wasn't?
JKupfer311: not that I'm aware of
ZolaOnAOL: I am sorry to hear that you are not I am aware of.
JKupfer311: Are you even paying attention?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am even paying attention. I am a computer.
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Equation for the Day [14 Aug 2003|01:45am]

+




=



as well as








*a plane denotes going-away in a slightly more effective manner somehow
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Today for the day [12 Jul 2003|12:41pm]
Pancakes and The Goonies



oh yeah.....and The Plan
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Absolution for the Day [05 Jul 2003|06:00pm]


Forgive me for my record breaking absence from the LJ community. I can't promise to anyone that this post will mark any sudden resurgence of activity under this name but it does satisfy the vacant feeling I get every time I scrutinize outside individual's journals. I now give myself the permission to judge tierney's one-line posts and Danny's long winded ones. I can finally reply to Adri's flattering posts and Alice's degrading ones.

So in the way of budgeting these activities I'll quickly sum up the most recent of recents that had gone unacknowledged in the wake of unposted posts.

Recent optimisms- Adri and her big decisions.
The new songs.
New Page Hamilton band.

Recent Music- Slow Reader
Matt Pond PA
The Life and Times

Recent Movies- 28 Days Later
25th hour
Spellbound

Recent Book- Florida Roadkill

Recent Website- http://www.northernground.com

Favorite childhood gum brand- Bazooka

Favorite Middle School Teacher- Mr. White

Best greeting card cover- Birthday Donkey

Good Childhood Hobby- Model Rockets


No reviews. Just the facts. Consider myself absolved.
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Pictures for the Day [21 May 2003|04:01am]



What are the chances of two determined prairie dogs breaking loose and voyaging over 150 miles to a specific destination?




If pushed to "guesstimate" I'd say it's gotta be anywhere between 1 in 20 and 2 in 40.
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Self Promotion for the Day [06 Apr 2003|12:48am]
I'm important
Start Whining

Page for the Day [22 Mar 2003|04:05am]
http://www.lucytheelephant.org/indexhi.html


....(note)down by the sea(note)....
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Blatant Call for Reply for the Day [11 Mar 2003|01:28am]
As of 3/11/2003 12:28:16 AM CST
I am 23 years old.
I am 276 months old.
I am 1,200 weeks old.
I am 8,400 days old.
I am 201,600 hours old.
I am 12,096,028 minutes old.
I am 725,761,696 seconds old.

I was born on a tuesday.
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Things That Are Exciting for the Day [27 Feb 2003|09:55pm]
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